Ode to the Hogwarts Motto
By Elwen (ElwenofLorien@aol.com)
Type of Work: Fan Poem
Disclaimer: This poem is based on characters and situations created and owned by J. K. Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. It's just a fan poem!
Never tickle a sleeping dragon;
It is not a wise decision.
For if you do, his teeth will make
- in you! - a very large incision!
Or perhaps you'll meet his flames
And before you count to three,
He'll have you as his nearest meal
As wizard Frickassee
He'll roast and cook you 'till you're crisp,
And then sit himself down to dine
(But if you never tickle him,
I think you'll be just fine!)
But if you do, he'll make you into any meal
Or bake you in a cake!
But even when he's not asleep,
Tickling is a very grave mistake.
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