There go two red blurs,
There goes a grumpy old man,
It's Fred and George Weasley!
And Filch, who's a pain in the can.

McGonagall leaves for a sec,
And we set off a large Dungbomb in class,
They have detention,
But Filch wants to give them a rash.

Tiptoe past the one-eyed crone's old hump,
"Dissendium!" Chorused the 2 boys.
Up to good ol' Zonko's
To buy funny toys.

Fred and George!
They are so cool!
Except to Filch,
Everyone knows that they rule!