Harry Got Run Over by Lord Voldemort

By Heather, Jordan, and Zach (Heatherstarr4@aol.com)

Type of Work: Fan Song

Author's Note: Tune to the "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

Disclaimer: This song is based on characters and situations created and owned by J. K. Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. It's just a fan work!

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Harry got run over by Lord Voldemort,
Walkin' home from Ron's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Voldemort,
But as for me and Hermione, we believe.

He had been drinking to much butterbeer
and we begged him not to go,
but he left his magic wand
and stumbled out into the snow.

When we found him Christmas mornin'
at the seen of the attack
ther was scarred prints on his forehead
and incriminatin' bolt marks on his back.

Harry got run over by Lord Voldemort,
Walkin home from Ron's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as the Dark Lord,
But as for me and Hermione, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Hermione
She's been taking this so well.
See her in there watching Quiddich
drinking butterbeer and playing chess with cousin Perce.

It's not Christmas without Harry.
All of Hogwart's dressed in black.
And we cant help but wonder:
Should we open his gifts or send them back

OPEN THEM!!!!

Harry got run over by Lord Voldemort,
Walkin home from Ron's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as the Dark Lord,
But as for me and Hermione, we believe.

Now the feast is on the table
And the students, as quiet as a mouse,
And a red and gold candle,
That would of just matched Harry's house.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
"Better watch out for yourselves!"
They should never give a wand
to a man who's psycho and plays with trolls.

Harry got run over by Lord Voldemort,
Walkin home from Ron's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as the Dark Lord,
But as for me and Hermione, we believe.


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