By Jessica (Jess_bookworm@hotmail.com)

Type of Work: Fan Song

Author's Note: Parody of the song "Son of a Preacher Man" by Bobby Cryner from her album, Girl of Your Dreams.

Disclaimer: This song is based on characters and situations created and owned by J. K. Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. It's just a fan work!

The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a wizard man
The only boy who could ever teach me was the son of a wizard man
He was
He was
Oh yes he was.

Ron Weasley was the wizard's son
When his papa would visit, he'd come along
When they gathered in the apartment talking
That's when Ron would take me walking
Through the backyard we'd go walking
He'd look into my eyes
Lord knows to my surprise.

The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a wizard man
The only boy who could ever teach me was the son of a wizard man
He was
He was
Oh yes he was.

Being good ain't always easy Lord, when the cotton's high
That's when he'd come to me and tell me everything's all right
Kiss and tell me everything's all right
I'm going to sneak away again tonight.

The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a wizard man
The only boy who could ever teach me was the son of a wizard man
He was
He was
Oh yes he was.

Well now I remember the look in his eye
Stealing kisses from me all night
Taking time to take the time
Telling me he's all mine
Listen to each other groaning
See how much we're growing.

The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a wizard man
The only boy who could ever teach me was the sweet-talking son of a wizard man
He was
He was
Oh yes he was.