Percy's Got a Girlfriend

By Nicole Nelson (

Type of Work: Fan Song

Author's Note: Tune to the Wilkonson's "Jimmy's Got a Girlfriend"

Disclaimer: This song is based on characters and situations created and owned by J. K. Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. It's just a fan work!


His dress robe's ironed
Checks to make sure he looks fine
His broomstick's polished
And flying in a straight line
Everyone thinks he's up to something
Always shut up in his room
Then they're on the train home in book two
And we find out

Percy's got a girlfriend
Sneaking into classrooms
To be hugging and a kissing
Oh Percy's got a girlfriend

He was so upset
She got petrified in May
Can't talk to anybody
As no one knows he feels that way
Then when Gryffindor plays Ravenclaw
He has a bet with her on who will win
Gryffindor wins it so
He has to go and find her

Percy's got a girlfriend
She's a prefect just like him
Was in the same year at Hogwarts
Oh Percy's got a girlfriend

Carried away
No looking elsewhere
Didn't think it could end this way
End this way

They'll get married, call it intuition
Percy's got a girlfriend
And live in harmony, sweet harmony
Percy' got a girlfriend
Together forever, forever and ever
Percy's got a girlfriend

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