< >So, thus, I hope this place interests you! ::eyes everyone piercingly:: You won't be fed, if you don't! BUWAHAHA!! Erm, ahem, anyway . . . E-mail your own fake titles (books and movies) into me at gypsy@HarryPotterRealm.com and I'll post them!
< >P.S.: Anything in blue italics is my own comments to the title - even if the title is mine. ::whistles innocently:: It's not that weird!
< >P.P.S.: Although I will post some titles in reference to sexuality and ethnicity, the majoirty of them will be rejected and I will accept no racist titles. Thanks!
< >This is the page where all the submitted fake and funny titles of the books and movies are placed! They can be things like Harry Potter and the White House Scandal, Harry Potter and Blue's Clues, or Dirty Harry and The End of the Potter Affair!
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1. Harry Potter and the Pink Poodle
2. Harry Potter and the Big Shebang SHEBANG - BANG!!!!
3. Harry Potter and the CBS Orchestra Ahem, ::cough::, sorry, Letterman . . . you rule!
4. Harry Potter and the Lemon Drop Yes, ahem, you might note this.
5. Harry Potter and the Nutty Professor Ahem, ::cough::, no excuse. ::cough::
6. Harry Potter and the Hunchback of Notre Dame Ahem, pun.
7. Harry Potter and the Narcissus Fat Boy Erm . . .
8. Harry Potter and the Animorphs ::coughs VERY loudly::
9. Harry Potter and the Mischievous Lil' Chapstick Stick ::coughs the loudest::
10. Harry Potter and the Amazing Magical Author!!
11. Harry Potter and the Evil Boy Bands of Death ::cough:: Don't ask. :-)
12. Hogwarts Sky (aka "October Sky")
13. You've Got Harry!
14. Harry Potter and the Big Honking Boat That Sank Er, um . . . ahem.
15. Harry Potter and the Movie That Stank of Smelly Cheese
16. Harry Potter and the Weird People Who Adore Him
17. Harry Potter and the Adventure Through Everworld
18. Harry Potter and the Potion That Went "Poof!" in His Face
19. Harry Potter and the Mysterious Adventures with Draco Malfoy
20. Harry Potter and Tony Blair: Warlords of the Earth
21. Harry Potter and George W. Bush: Can You Tell Who's Smarter? ::hides::
22. Harry Potter and the Broken 3 1/2 Floppy That I Stepped Upon
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Harry Potter and the Spotted PebbleHarry Potter and the Amazing Tightrope Walker
From Nicole with no excuses ;-)
Harry Potter and the Big AdventureHarry Potter and the Rubber DuckieHarry Potter and All His Websites
From Gry
Harry Potter and the Waffle Iron of Death ::shudders:: Evil kitchen appliances . . .
From Tealin
Harry Potter and the Inlaws of Death ::pictures the Dursleys and dies on the floor::
From Athena McFlooge
Harry Potter and the Kid With the Funny Name Who Killed Gry For Being More Creative Than Him
Harry Potter and the Psychotic Killer Ahem, bad day?
From Riley
Harry Potter and the Fold Up Camp Bed ::raises eyebrow:: Interesting. Yes. Very. :-) Harry Potter and the Pea Green BoatHarry Potter and the FellytoneHarry Potter and the Love Struck Frozen Turkey::shakes head:: Just plain weird . . .Harry Potter and the Dancing Lovestruck Frozen Turkey Go to Camelot, Retrieve Excalibur From the Lady in the Lake and Use it to Rescue Gweinevere Who's Wearing a Red Beret and Eating Half a Pot of Melting Ben and Jerry's Phish Phood Ice Cream with Marshmallow Fluff Sprinkles and a Cherry on TopYou've Got Owl-Mail!Ron Will Never Die (Tomorrow Never Dies)
From Kat and Ali Weasley
Harry Potter and the Cat in the Sorting HatHarry Potter and Big BirdHarry Potter and WitchyLadyHarry Potter and the GypsyHarry Potter and the Faulty ComputerHarry Potter and HermioneOklapotterBye Bye HarryBroomstick GreaseA Tale of Two Houses
From Witchylady
Harry Potter and the Brainless GitHarry Potter and the Kid Who Went to Azkaban for Blowing Up His AuntHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's FellytoneHarry Potter and the Chamber of Fellytones Harry Potter and the Prisoner of the FellytoneHarry Potter and All These Stupid Rumors ::sniff:: They aren't stupid, just nutty!!! :-)
From Prashant
Harry Potter and All the Girls Who Like HimI Know What You Did Last Summer at The Dursleys! (I Know What You Did Last Summer) ::shudders:: Horrible movie, horrible book. :-)Harry's All That (She's All That)10 Things We Love About HarryHarry In Love (Shakespeare in Love)
From Rachel
Harry Potter and the Blair Wizard ProjectThe Lion, Harry Potter, and the WardrobeHarry Potter and the Phantom TollboothHarry Potter Goes To NarniaWild Wild WizardA Wizard's LifeWizards in Black, W.I.BStepwitch
From Rasin
Ron Weasley and the Philosopher/Sorceror's StoneRon Weasley and the Chamber of SecretsRon Weasley and the Prisoner of AzkabanHermione Granger and the Philosopher/Sorceror's StoneHermione Granger and the Chamber of SecretsHermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban Why should Harry get all the limelight?
From Kat Weasley
Mrs Norris and the Chamber of Secrets
From Mick Weasley
Harry Potter and the Pyromaniacal Living WandHarry Potter and the Man Eating FellytoneThe Miss Hogwarts Pageant ::cough:: Miss ::cough:: America ::cough:: was ::cough:: on. ::cough::Harry Potter and The Evil Pie of Doom!!!!! ::cough:: LOL!Pulp WizardsHarry Potter And His Amazing 0-color Invisibility Cloak
From Matt
Harry Potter and the Return (for a Third Time) of VoldemortHarry Potter and HedwigHarry Potter and the Minister for MagicHarry Potter and the Fancy Smancy BroomstickHarry Potter and the DursleysHarry Potter and All of Hagrid's PetsHarry Potter Gets a Hollywood Contract
From Lindsay
Harry Potter and the Nuns of Azkaban
From Rachel
Harry Potter and the Flying NunsHarry Potter and a Night at the OscarsPotter and Pan
From Sarah
Harry Potter Meets FranknstienHarry Potter Meets the Invisable ManHarry Potter Meets the MummyHarry Potter Meets Abbot and CostelloHarry Potter Goes Back in Time to the Medevial Ages, Dodges the Three-Headed Knight, Visits the Castle Anthrax and the Swamp Castle, Defeats the Knights of NI, Kills the Black Beast of Auuuuuug, Crosses the Bridge of Death, Finds the Castle Auuuuuug, Kills the French, Retrieves the Holy Grail, and Takes it Back to Hogwarts
From Snacurrie
There's Something about HarryScooby Doo meets Harry PotterHarryblancaGone with the WizardDances with LupinH.P., the Extra-Terrestrial WizardClose Encounters of the Muggle KindHarry Potter: International Wizard of MysteryHarry Potter: The Wizard Who Laughed With Me (with Mini Mort!)The Blair Muggle Project
From Lea
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Elton John
From John
Harry Potter and the Wizard of Oz (Plus Munchkins)
From Ema
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of the Taliban
From Vanessa
Harry Potter and the Magic LampHarry Potter and Mrs. Figg's Knitting LessonHarry Potter and the Bald PotterHarry Potter vs. Draco Malfoy: Malfoy's RevengeHarry Potter Meets Professional WrestlingFrom Hannah D.
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Bonanza Harry probably would get the ultimate one!Dirty Harry
From BJ
Harry Potter and the Visit to the Farm With a guest appearance by Babe himself!Harry Potter and the Summer With the Dursleys With a guest appearance by Babe as Dudley!
From Liz & Toni
Little Orphan Harry A musical.My Fair Harry
From Opalthorg
Harry Potter Meets Osama Bin LadenMr. Potter Goes to WashingtonHarry Potter and the Cursed WeddingHarry Potter Meets Nancy DrewHarry Potter Has a Run-in With an Evil Hippogriff Who Practically Tramples Him to Death and Is Forced to Go to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries Where He Meets Neville's Parent and Finds Out What Really Happened When They Were Tortured by Voldemort's Death EatersRon Weasley's Secret DiaryWhy You Don't Want To Go In Ginny Weasley's Room (Including A Guide To Create Your Own Harry Potter Shrine Right In Your Own Room!) Some of us (ahem, me) may not need that guide.This Is the Rat That Harry Killed
From Tracy
Harry Potter and the Potted HarryHarry Potter and the MandrakesHarry Potter and the Sorcerer/Philosopher's BoulderHarry Potter and Hedwig, Hermoine, Hagrid & HogwartsGypsy and the Chamber of Secrets Maybe my room . . .Harry Potter meets Daniel RadcliffeHarry Potter and the Prisoner of the Dursley FamilyHarry Potter in the City with BabeHarry Potter's New GrooveThe Day Proffesor Snape SnappedHarry Potter and the Giant Berry Botts Every Flavored Beans (including earwax!)
By GryffindorGirl
The Azkaban RedemptionAbout a Wizard BoyHarry Potter's Excellent AdventureDivine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Wizardhood Ya-ya!Harry Potter and the Soceror is StonedHarry Potter and the Chamber PotsHarry Potter as the Prisoner of His Own Egoharry potter and the Gobbler of ThanksgivingWhen Harry Met Draco ::sniggers and tries not to giggle excitedly::
From Mock
Harry Potter and ... Oh No! Not Another Story About That Kid with the Scar!Harry Potter and the Evil Crocodile HunterHary Potter and His Secrets Fears of Kitchen Appliances and People with Large Ears
From Anne
Harry Potter and Wolf's HairHarry Over HeelsHarry in BlackHarry Comes to America
From Athena
Neville Longbottom and the [insert anything here]
From Ella
Neville Longbottom and the Potion That Actually WorkedHarry Potter and the Hemp of DeathHarry Potter: Episode V: Attack of the FellytonesHarry Potter and the School Year No One Tried to Kill Him
From Kris and Jesi
Harry Potter and the Adventure in the Bathroom
From Elsy
Harry Potter Goes to Demented HillsHarry Potter, the Wizard Who Shagged MeHarry Potter and Ghetto Afro Man
From Dalton
Harry vs. Osama and his Mama
From Kel
Life as a House ElfDude, Where's My Want?
From Whatever
Harry Potter Episode I: The Earwax MenaceHarry Potter Episode II: the Attack of the Triwizard Cup
From Melanie
Harry Potter and the Racing Golden Snitch
From April
The Teletubbies Take Revenge on HarryDraco Malfoy, You're the Best!Hermione Goes High-Wire
From Sarah
Harry Potter and the Dude Who Keeps Trying to Kill HimHarry Potter and the Ever-Annoying TitleHarry Potter and the Ever-Lasting-Gobstopper
From Meagan
Dr. Potter and Mr. HideHarry Potter and the Hairy Otter
From Kathryn
Harry Potter and the Ham of DoomThe Day Harry Potter Met the Powerpuff GirlsHarry Potter and the Friendly Malfoy
From Steph
Harry Potter and the Demented Dementor
From Ellen
Harry Potter and the Teeny Bopper Divas Who Think They Can Sing But Really Can'tHarry Potter Goes to the DentistHarry Potter Goes Around The World in 79 DaysHarry Potter Meets ABBAHarry Potter Meets Lilo & StitchHarry Potter and the Dursley's Camping TripHarry Potter Becomes Best Friends With Draco Malfoy and Totally Forgets About Ron Who, in a Fit of Rage, Joins Voldemort's Gang of Death Eaters and Eventually Becomes More Evil Than Voldemort HimselfHermione Granger's Secret Love LifeRon Weasley Eats a Chocolate Frog That Turns Out to be a Real Frog Dipped in ChocolateHarry Potter and the Evil Chinese FoodHogwarts School Has a Huge War With Beauxbatons and Durmstrang and End Up Wiping Out Britain's Whole Wizard PopulationHarry Potter Goes to the N*SYNC Popodyssey ConcertGinny Weasley Becomes a Teeny Bopper Diva
From Shannon
Harry Potter and the Ocarina of TimeHarry Potter Meets the Addams FamilyHarry Potter Joins the Justice FriendsHarry Potter Meets the RugratsHarry Potter: The MusicalHarry Potter and the Jug of WaterHarry Potter meets Samus Aran Harry Potter and the Metroid EncounterHarry Potter Meets Princess ZeldaCrookshanks' AdventuresHarry Potter and the Walkie-Talkie AttackHarry's Summer Adventure
From Animedude
Potter of Autumn TwilightGranger of Winter's NightWeasley of Spring DawningHarry Potter and the One RingHarry Potter's WeddingPotter PieThe Fellowship of HogwartsThe Return of LupinThe House-Elf (No Hobbits in HP!)Harry Potter and the Deranged Wizard Who Turns Out to be a God and Sends Him on an Adventure With a Half-elf, a Kender, a Dwarf, a Knight, a Warrior, an Evil Mage, and a Couple of Barbarians, Who Meet Up With an Army of Termites Who are Determined to Dig His Liver Out With a Spoon, and Give it to a Hobbit Who wants Nothing to Do With This and Hangs Out With a Drow-Elf Who Has Purple Eyes! What a mouthful!
From Wyrmslayer
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